Well Livejournal, I think our love affair has come to an end. I said I'd always love you, but like everything else I've ever said, they were just words. This fall I did what I haven't done since 2003. I went more than a month without updating you. We both knew it was building to this. For the last few years, I've just been going through the motions. My heart isn't in it anymore.
It's been a good run though, hasn't it? Seven and a half years. Longer than any romantic relationship, and most colloquial friendships. Longer than high school. Longer than the amount of time since I lost my virginity. I didn't even know what waking up after an alcoholic blackout was like when we first got together.
Well, everytime I take an oddly shaped dump, I'll think of you. Because that's just the sort of thing I told you about.
I'll come back to check up on you from time to time. Not too often. I'll call you and say we'll chill, and then blow you off without explaination from time to time as well. You know how it goes. Here's looking at you, kid.
(Also, I've been cheating on you with Facebook and Blogger.)